bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises

There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks

by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017

Mag my bag

Geting hit in the balls with a Glock magazine.

Hey mag my bag. 33 rounds please

by dude named Tyler from shawano June 4, 2022

Down Bad Bag

When you’re out of weed and or down bad and you need a small bag for a fix, usually to go to sleep in the middle of the night. More than likely nobody will deliver unless you have a Plug / Friend who’s up all night tripping, and more than likely needs to re up

“I’m going to deliver a down bad bag to some kid who has work in the morning”
“It’s three in the morning”
“that’s why it’s a down bad bag”

by I didn’t change ur oil filter September 11, 2021

bag o' snacks

a task or feat that turns out to be incredibly simple, when originally thought to be difficult or nearly impossible.

Person one: I think I just failed that test.

Person two: Really? But it was totally bag o' snacks.

Person one: You suck.

by apavs February 4, 2010

as dumb as a bag of stammerers

More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.

She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.

by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022

Cheese bags

An endearing greeting

How’s it going cheese bags

by English department Ben April 25, 2021