William

A huge simp over girls or men

Brook: he is suck a simp over me.
Sophie: he is more than a simp. He’s a William.

by Da tall boiii August 19, 2020

beef willickers

a joyful exclamation local to Baltimore, MD. Simply the coining of two similarly silly phrases, "beef Wellington" and "gee willickers!", through comedic pararhyme.

-"We're going to pick up the new TV."
-"Well beef willickers!"

by JfromBMo March 3, 2009

Roberta Williams Complex

Roberta Williams is the ‘Bogan’ widow to Australian underworld figure Carl Williams. Roberta Williams Complex is the art of a middle aged woman who in her own mind thinks she’s a gangster/matriarch within her suburban ‘underworld scene’. State of delusion and ‘old-mating’ and/or ‘old-loving everyone is a common side effect!

Kelvin: “Hey do you know who the hell Dani is talking about? I swear that’s the third story she’s told today where everyone name is old love”.
Carly: “I know it’s devastating. It’s happened all of a sudden and she’s not even in her 50’s. I’m pretty sure she’s suffering from Roberta Williams Complex.”

by Carlythewebb August 6, 2020

William

A short angry little git who constantly complains and only has two emotions: angry and angrier. Also looks like a lesbian when he wears a hat.

"Look at that William over there."

by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019

Evan Williams

Jack Daniel's retarded, angry, bitter little cousin. He hates that you have friends, he hates that you are well liked in your community, and he hates that you are happy, and will do anything and everything to ruin your peaceful existence. Despite the rage he may project onto your personal and professional life, right when you begin to pick up the pieces of your mother's urn that your girlfriend broke when she left you after another binge, you still allow him to come back, "for old times sake."

Doctor - "Sir, your wife did not make it through childbirth...and, although your son survived, he shows intense signs of extreme bipolar disorder, mental retardation, and a propensity towards violence."
Man - "I think I'll name him Evan Williams."

by HxC18A November 5, 2011

Josh Williams

Josh williams is proabably the coolest person in the history of man kind. Not only is he awesome and very attractive, he can also own any person on the planet in paintball. Thus making him even more badass...

Tom: Wow! Josh Williams really kicked my ass at paintball!

John: Yeah i know, he does that to everybody...

by The one and only Mr. Truth February 25, 2009

Sir William

When one would fist-fuck a girl forearm deep, on Christmas, and leave her laying on her bed hemorrhaging. Thus, leaving the possibility of hospitalization up to her parents, who may have been in the next room over.

Shit, you really Sir Williamed that girl to death last night. She bled like a stuck pig.

by Horny n' Houston June 14, 2009