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Taint Whip

When struggling to maintain an erection during intercourse due to excess alcohol consumption, rather than penetration the flaccid penis just slaps against the taint
Brah #1: What happened to you last night?
Brah #2: I left the bar with that chick that girl who thought Sandra Bullock was the funniest talent in Hollywood, but instead of laying the pipe, the combination of Long Island Iced Teas and her recital of lines from The Heat caused me to taint whip for 3 hours until we both gave up.
by FakeTucci January 18, 2015
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Spittle Whip

A sexual move for men with small or micro-penises that involves hanging slobber or spittle from ones penis and whipping their partner in the face with it.
Tony’s dick is so small he had to Spittle Whip her instead of dick slapping.
by George Town virus September 6, 2020
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whip nips

When ya whip ya nips
Whip nips make ya nips cold.
by Whip nips August 19, 2017
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Pussy whipped

A male so desperate he is at the female's every demand, often neglecting his friends for a piece of (usually) roast beef.
Joe is so pussy whipped! We tried to convince that asshole to see his friends but instead he's watching Qvc with his gf he calls a woman.
by callumlater March 1, 2017
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Watery whip

Watery whip song by Mob Killaz is when you drive a sick whip to the point it's so fire it starts to be watery, getting the name watery whip.
watery whip, in the watery whip bitches, sucking my dick yeh.
Only cool people have watery whip
*Porshe passes by* "You see that car, that's a watery whip I bet he gets his dick sucked every night"
by Watery drip November 24, 2019
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ready whip

A penis that is ready to ejaculate at a moments notice.
My man has a true case of ready whip, ready to blow anytime I need it to.
by Corvieus April 22, 2017
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Push the whip

When someone is going fast, driving like a race car driver. They are pushing the whip.
I be speeding, could’ve been a driver the way I push the whip. -king Von
RIP
by Pimpin playa May 23, 2022
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