Nagasaki Wake Up Call

Noun: A way of waking a sleeping person by spreading your ass cheeks while pressing your bottom up against the sleeping person's face and either farting really aggressively or defecating. The noise and smell this creates should be just as shocking and affective as the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb--the slumbering person will awake violently!

I gave Jimmy a Nagasaki Wake Up Call this morning to make sure he got up in time and didn't miss his flight.

by D. Cox February 9, 2009

Wake Up Call

In the morning, or anytime of the day, when the victim is taking a shower you go into the bathroom and take a large smelly shit and then flush the toilet. By flushing the toilet, the water temperature changes causing the victim to run out of the shower and smell the stench filled air. Best done in the morning, hence wake up call.

6:30 AM
*flush*
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha wake up call!!!!!!

Manager: Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Manger: What?
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.

by window shopper June 20, 2011

weaksauce

something that is not cool at all, can also be used in a combo sentence with the word lameburger

Man, that movie was fucking weaksauce.
dude, that game is lameburgers with weaksauce on it.

by Robert Parker December 20, 2003

weakling

One of the best black metal bands from San Francisco the U.S. has to offer. Line-up included John Gossard(Asunder, The Gault), Casey Ward, Little Sunshine, Sarah Weiner(The Gault), and Joshua M. Smith(The Champs). After the release of "Dead as Dreams", which was their was their first and only album, the band decided to Split up.

Weakling is one of the best USBM bands there is.

by Iog. May 25, 2006

Irish wake

An Irish wake is basically a party after the death of a family member or friend. Usually used by family members to get drunk and tell stories, usually inappropriate, about the deceased.

"My family isn't big on funerals, we mainly have Irish wakes."

by Lizbeth2 March 18, 2007

Wake up with the King

To have sexual intercourse upon first waking up in the morning. Originally a slogan for a popular fast food (burger) franchise, the phrase plays off the slang burger for a woman's labia, as viewed from behind, when her legs are closed.

When Fred pulled back the sheets and caught a glimpse of Alice's burger, she knew---even through her morning grogginess---that he would soon be ready to "Wake up with the King."

Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"

by nullibiquitous July 10, 2006

Weak Ass Bitches

The perfect insult to address your enemies with.

I can call these people Weak Ass Bitches:
-John Kerry
-Anti-white Black racists
-Middle Eastern Islamic terrorists
-Hardcore Punks with pierced faces
-Anti-Native American people
-Ultra-liberals of any race
-Homos
-Your Mom

by Ur Mom November 6, 2004