Wank and Beef

Going into an Arby’s bathroom, jerking off, and then ordering a roast beef sandwich

Joel went to Arby’s on his lunch break and ordered the Wank and Beef

by OfficialArbys January 29, 2023

conny wank

masturbating while wearing a condom for cleanup efficiency.

Hey mate, why don't you go have a conny wank

by mark1777 December 7, 2011

foot wank

To place an erect penis inbetween your partners (or your own depending on how flexible you are) feet, and to thrust in and out. Also used as a humerous insult.

"what a foot wank!!!!"

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

Yellow Wank

A yellow wank is necassary when a regular wank just isn't going to be enough and usually involves loading up the dirtiest Asian porn the internet has to offer and wanking yourself into a coma.

Abuse of the yellow wank is not advised and it should only be used as a monthly treat. Binge drinking is attributed as the most probable cause of the 'yellow wank' urge.

James: "I cannot wait to get home guys, then it's straight upstairs for a reet session of slap and tickle"

Isaac: "To be honest James I think the only thing that's gonna calm these urges is a yellow wank"

by jMiR January 2, 2011

frustrated wank

The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!

Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

Strangle Wank

A Strangle Wank is where any gender of male or female, or both place one hand on theyre neck as if to throttle or choke them self whilst masturbating.

Look at him having a wee on the wall

Hes blaintz strangle wanking

by dcbeast July 12, 2010

Turkish Wank

A wank, utilizing the sweaty armpit of a loved one to create friction.

A large sweaty armpit can seem appealing to some. Given the name Turkish Wank to link thoughts of the horrible greased up fat guys you can imagine at Turkish baths/massage parlours with strange fixations.

by Dolphinflogger June 8, 2010