Wakefused

The time period right after waking up and not knowing what the hell is going on

I was so wakefused when I woke from my nap, I picked up my shoe when the phone rang

by Simone Reeves August 5, 2020

Wakenatiamatamlod

This is the thing when you wake up with your eyes closed and still think that you're in a dream (now basically thinking about how the dream would continue after it ends), but have no clue that you're actually awake and have no control over your thoughts.

I am late for work because my alarm didn't work and i got wakenatiamatamlod for 2 hours straight

by Pearcoin February 10, 2021

Wakedream

Daydreaming, except you're doing it during the night as well. It can't be daydreaming if you're doing it during night.

I was up all night wakedreaming about a life where I could control everyone and everything.
It was a wakedream. It was born at 4 AM in the morning.

by Ana Naeshe July 4, 2021

wakea

Basically the coolest person you will ever meet. Intelligent articulate handsome caring and very humble. If you haven’t looked him up you probably should because he’s basically the man.

Hands down coolest person on earth by far.

Wow I got to meet Wakea today he was even more amazing than I had ever dreamed.

by Spaceman_-Spiff November 22, 2021

wakezhi

A woman of Substance. She is typically from The Jukun tribe, Taraba State, Nigeria. Wakezhi has a big heart, very sweet and loving. She is very trusting, which sometimes could be her downfall.

She is a Wakezhi

by Woman of Substance November 23, 2021

wakesho

A very gorgeous smart and beautiful lady who likes roasting Victor Kigen(aka Victhe_1).
She's as well bubbly charming and easily lovable but mpende at your own risk

Wakesho

by @Underdog November 24, 2021

waker moment

An extreme variant of a coomer moment.

"You just had a waker moment after looking at that anime girl."

by ichugnugs November 30, 2021