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Frosted Waffle

A public sex act. A Frosted Waffle occurs when having sex doggie style against a chain link fence and the Receiver's face gets pressed against the fence. The Pitcher promptly ejaculates on the Receiver's face.
"He couldn't stop laughing because what had started out as a hot public encounter ended in my face looking like a frosted waffle!"
by RadioNutz March 18, 2009
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waffle maneuver

a waffle maneuver is where you pour waffle or pancake batter into a womens vagina or anus and eat it out
I asked Danielle if she would let me do the waffle maneuver.
or
He asked me to do the waffle maneuver to her and I said of course it feels so good.
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White Waffle

The sexual act of a group of men ejaculation onto a waffle, the goal of the " game " is to not be the last to cum, the person who is the last to cum has to then eat said waffle with cum on it
My bros and i stood around and made that bitch eat a white waffle
by lalalalameee March 17, 2011
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Waffle Maker

Taking a crap on an open laptop computer and slamming it shut.
Dude, that a-hole left me a waffle maker.
by Pygmy Squid April 4, 2009
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Waffle Maker

Ridiculously fine abs, so pristine and cut that batter would sit perfectly inside its ridges like that of a waffle maker. Those who possess a waffle maker have the sickest abdominals known to man and are not afraid to show it.
Oh snap, did you see his waffle maker? Id like to pour my batter on that waffle maker. He is ripped!
by The Danglers 304 June 13, 2010
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Waffle Iron

A terrible practical joke or rude method of taking revenge. The attacker defecates on the offender's laptop keyboard, then shuts the lid tightly, thus smashing the feces into the keys. The feces take on the shape of the keys, like a waffle.
"You won't believe this. Someone gave my laptop a Waffle Iron last night after the party."
by ProgressiveMexican November 12, 2009
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Brown Waffle

1) a blue waffle infection, except in the anus area
Of all the sexually transmitted infections I've gotten, I'd have to say that brown waffle was the most disgusting
by ubwd guy September 6, 2010
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