Neo Virgin

When you are a neo virgin it means you are loyal to “God” and won’t have sex til marriage. As it is said in the “Bible”

1. Boyfriend: Babe wanna do it tonight

Girlfriend: I can’t remember, I’m a neo virgin. Can’t have sex til marriage!

by Pokeeee June 17, 2019

virgin eater

a virgin eater is a women typically in her mid twentys that is normally on the chubby side pushing whale like proportions that fails to aquire males their age for sexuall pleasure. instead of trying to date males of there size and intelligence level they go after socially awkward high school boys that still have their v card. after sexual intercouse the boys dissapear and are never found again and the girls continnualy get bigger and bigger
hence the word "virgin eater"

dude have you seen kyle lately............no bro last i herd he was gonna go hang out with lorrie.....................dude isnt she like 22 and a whale.....ya homie a typicall virgin eater

kyle went missing the next day

by the228 July 9, 2009

Virgin Ears

Someone who has never heard of a certain topic, word, song, etc.

Kelly: So i heard Laura was sandwiched last night by two guys she just picked up.
Jenny: Shh- not so loud. Sarah has virgin ears!

by G121 March 19, 2010

emo virginity

when you willingly let someone else cut you for the first time

"i lost my emo virginity and i liked it so much later on me and my boyfriend had emo sex"

by xXemo♥princessXx June 2, 2009

virgin cough

The result of an extended period of time spent not kissing or making out causing your throat to dry and force a cough.

Dude 1: You havn't gotten very far with her in a while...
Dude 2: *COUGH* I *COUGH* know...
Dude 1: Yups, you've got a virgin cough

by Robinsin April 3, 2009

Catholic Virgin

Refers to a person, usually female, who will engage in sexual acts other than vaginal penetration of a penis. Vaginal penetration of a penis is "sex" and therefore evil--so to maintain "virginity", Roman Catholic Virgins will engage in manual, oral, anal, or anything else that isn't vaginal. Personally, I think it's a sign of serious hypocrisy.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been one week since my last confession."
"Have you committed sins of the flesh?"
"No, I'm still a virgin."
***This penitent is lying: Manual, Oral, and Anal Sex are all SEX. It's right there in the titles!***

"I went out with this chick from St. Thomas Aquinas last night."
"Any action?"
"Hell yeah--she's Catholic so she took it up the ass! I fucking love Catholic virgins!"

by The Ripper January 9, 2005

virginity buddy

When you make a pact with a friend to lose your virginities at the same time.

yo, you want to be my virginity buddy?

by Daniels Jack December 9, 2021