virgin gunshow

An expression refering to people who wear cut offs that think that there buff but really arent....douchebags. A word thought up by the late jon einarson

mostly rednecks in wife beaters, virgin gunshow

by Devin Demaine September 14, 2009

virgin eater

a virgin eater is a women typically in her mid twentys that is normally on the chubby side pushing whale like proportions that fails to aquire males their age for sexuall pleasure. instead of trying to date males of there size and intelligence level they go after socially awkward high school boys that still have their v card. after sexual intercouse the boys dissapear and are never found again and the girls continnualy get bigger and bigger
hence the word "virgin eater"

dude have you seen kyle lately............no bro last i herd he was gonna go hang out with lorrie.....................dude isnt she like 22 and a whale.....ya homie a typicall virgin eater

kyle went missing the next day

by the228 July 9, 2009

Virgin Ears

Someone who has never heard of a certain topic, word, song, etc.

Kelly: So i heard Laura was sandwiched last night by two guys she just picked up.
Jenny: Shh- not so loud. Sarah has virgin ears!

by G121 March 19, 2010

emo virginity

when you willingly let someone else cut you for the first time

"i lost my emo virginity and i liked it so much later on me and my boyfriend had emo sex"

by xXemo♥princessXx June 2, 2009

virgin cough

The result of an extended period of time spent not kissing or making out causing your throat to dry and force a cough.

Dude 1: You havn't gotten very far with her in a while...
Dude 2: *COUGH* I *COUGH* know...
Dude 1: Yups, you've got a virgin cough

by Robinsin April 3, 2009

Catholic Virgin

Refers to a person, usually female, who will engage in sexual acts other than vaginal penetration of a penis. Vaginal penetration of a penis is "sex" and therefore evil--so to maintain "virginity", Roman Catholic Virgins will engage in manual, oral, anal, or anything else that isn't vaginal. Personally, I think it's a sign of serious hypocrisy.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been one week since my last confession."
"Have you committed sins of the flesh?"
"No, I'm still a virgin."
***This penitent is lying: Manual, Oral, and Anal Sex are all SEX. It's right there in the titles!***

"I went out with this chick from St. Thomas Aquinas last night."
"Any action?"
"Hell yeah--she's Catholic so she took it up the ass! I fucking love Catholic virgins!"

by The Ripper January 9, 2005

Genuine Virgin

A girl who has never been penetrated by a penis anywhere on her body, and has also never been ejaculated in or on by a male.

There's SO MANY examples of girls being technical virgins that I wondered what the real definition of virginity was. So I decided to research what Genuine Virginity meant. In the Merriam-Webster dictionary, the definition of the word CHASTE, is pure, unadulterated, and 'having never experienced unlawful or immoral intercourse'. The definition of the word SEXUAL INTERCOURSE in that same dictionary also includes oral or anal intercourse. Also, if a male's semen comes into contact with a female's body, I think that act mimics intercourse enough to count as a loss of virginity, because the girl will have lost her virginal (same meaning as chaste) innocence.

Simply put: Anything involving a penis that goes past second base would mean you'd no longer be a genuine virgin.

by PinkNinjaFrogs95 November 7, 2013