Silica Vaginitis

A condition, commonly involved with men, where there is physical, mental or emotional pain preventing them from peak performance of an activity and/or providing an excuse for lack of peak performance, colloquially known as “sand in the vagina.” See also transitory silica vaginitis, chronic silica vaginitis.

Mike missed his tennis lesson today because he had Silica Vaginitis in his elbow.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 17, 2023

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Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 30, 2024

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vaginize

To destroy, take over or conquer a vaginal region, often erecting a flag to represent ownership.

I would like to vaginize that death lady.

by Lorien King April 24, 2011

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Vaginer

Gay people language for asshole-vagina.
Used when a male counterpart imitates a famela humans secondsary sexual organs with his butt. Imagination takes a big part in this kind of sexual interpretation:

"Show me dat vaginer b0ss"

by Rickalackatackin February 24, 2017

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