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I use Urban Dictionary

by EddieMurphy October 30, 2021

urban dictionary

a site just full of homophobic users who don't have anything better to do other than sit and vote that anything to do with the gays should not be put on their site so to all of the homophobic assholes that vote on shit fuck you and your whole family other than the gay ones obviously because as much as you hate it there is ALWAYS a gay family member

girl one: have you been on urban dictionary

girl two: no because almost all of the users are homophobic

by Tifrybfwnsfb May 10, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The place where dumb asses go to waste away at their lives instead of doing something useful.

Jack: Man have you gone onto Urban Dictionary?
Jill: No Jack, only dumb asses go onto Urban Dictionary

by suck my d*** November 24, 2019

urban dictionary

Misused by people who swear too much and are basically rude to the entire internet. Originally intended to be an actually intelligent sight but then people started just being disgusting. I wish people used it better.

person: goes on to urban dictionary
person: lol imma make fun of an enture fandom on here and probably make grotty jokes about sex

by disastralboi August 19, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The best and most reliable dictionary in the world. It gives you the most accurate definnitions you could ask for.

You should goto the urban dictionary to find that out.

by A_Manwithhiv February 17, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The site you are on right now you idiot

pretty ironic to search up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary

by unknowns w23Urban Dictionary May 13, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary, somewhere ABSOLUTELY no one talks about sex! Everything's so kid friendly that they don't even accept you to do a word!

Me: Oh, WOW! I don't need to read a dictionary book, there's a website!

Also me: I would like to search some words I don't understand!
*searches philosophy*
Urban Dictionary: *a man's dick that you put in a minor girl's ass*
Me: WOAH- okay that was maybe just someone that made it. Let's do another one!

*searches audacity*

Urban Dictionary: *russian candy cane*
Me: kids. WJDNDJDDJNSNDIEHS

by iidonutiee February 11, 2021