Taking candy from a baby

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.

Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.

by MellyShelly May 14, 2020

Twanking

The art of wanking whilst tweeting (using Twitter).

This is more commonly the response to a celebrity who has responded to a fellow tweeter.

@therealdavidbeckham hi @snedwan how are you doing.

@snedwan oh fuck me, david beckham has just tweeted me, I'm so excited I'm going to have to start twanking.

by Snedwan April 7, 2009

twakin

waking up in the morning tweekin

OH yea yea yea! Today is saturday. Carlos, its just saturday, stop twakin and go back to bed again.

by pungent December 4, 2006

taking a number three

when a man shits on the toilet while having anal/vaginal intercourse with his woman

it was germaines birthday so she asked mark to take a number three, its taking a number two with your old lady, taking a number three is the true test of manhood

by queenlachiefa February 10, 2015

nah he tweaking

"nah he tweaking"

"nah he tweaking"

by gaymidgetpornlover August 25, 2021

taking it to the streets

Masturbating; jerking off.

Dave's up there in the shower taking it to the streets again!

by Rob January 11, 2005

Tweaking out

Suddenly getting really kick-ass and unbeatable in Smash Bros. due to some unknown source of adrenaline or many hours of practice.

Dom: Dude, I'm totally tweaking out!
Luke: SHUT UP, you guys!

by Amelia Q November 14, 2004