Tristan is the kind of guy that you will always love but you will never have. He has a huge ego and he will treat you horribly if you break up. He had an anxious attachment style, so even if he ends things expect him to always think about you. He’s beautiful, though. Strong, gentle, and hilarious are all words that perfectly describe him. Do not have sex with him though because he will use you and then spread rumors about you. The beginning of your relationship with him will be pure bliss. You have to tell Tristan you love him while you can because he doesn’t like to stick around.
Person one- M, who’s the guy that was the best and worst thing that happened to you?
M- yeah, that would be Tristan.
M- yeah, that would be Tristan.
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