Captain's quarters

Ass, Butt, Cheeks, etc.

Alternate definition: may be used to describe the quarters of a captain (as in money)

HEY, don't touch my captain's quarters!

I got fucked in the captain's quarters last night, it felt great!

Hey my tico broje, I fucked some girl in the captain's quarters last night!

Check out the captain's quarters on that sizziling hot momacita.

by EL CAPEETAN April 11, 2009

Captain Hook

When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.

Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.

by Chilidog February 01, 2007

Captain Hook

Fingering a girl then "hooking" the finger in her mouth.

Friend: "Yo how'd it go last night?"
You: "I Captain Hooked that shit!"

by jellymomo March 29, 2011

captain crunch

A severely disturbed man with a white mustache and one freaky looking hat who pastes pictures of his head on pictures of buff men to make him feel sexy.

Capt Crunch is a captain crunch.

by Bill-E Joel July 01, 2004

Captain America

Verb: The act of giving someone a facial in self defense. Using your partners face as Captain Americas shield to protect yourself from your own shots.

Sarah came over the other night, things got out of control and I ended up having to Captain America her.

by Sabretooth Skellington November 22, 2013

Captain Carter

When your girl wants to mess arround, but Stargate SG-1 is on and you're not really in the mood so you let her give you a blowjob while you watch TV. During the act you may find yourself pretending that your girl is Captain Carter played by Amanda Tapping.

I was chilling out with my girl watching Stargate and she wanted to get busy so I had her give me a Captain Carter

by achromedisguise September 18, 2006

captain planet

A commie retard that needs to have his skull thrown into a bone-pile somewhere in Cambodia

If you don't stop trying to ruin America with your commie BS I'm gonna captain planet your ass!

by George Washington March 05, 2004