do the dirty

to have sex.
to have exotic foreplay;

I'm gonna do the dirty with my girl tonight

by the nany October 21, 2010

doing a dodwell

Shitting ones self on a night out.

Harry: have you heard Dodwell shat himself in Sin last night?
Tyron: yea, he was doing a Dodwell
Mark: typical, I wondered what that awful smell was.

by Harryrenners April 21, 2016

Doing a Megan

Breaking anything previously thought to be unbreakable, Putting the yogurt pot in the sink and the spoon in the bin,

Excessive Clumsiness.

"why is the milk in the cupboard and sugar in the fridge"?
"Urghh, I was Doing a Megan"

by God23 February 23, 2010

Do the things

Means to get things done. To do what needs to be done. Usually not in a sexual way.

'Can you do the things, Mark?'
'sigh, yeah, I'll get started on that project'

by ReallyKindaSorta August 27, 2020

stagnant do

A stag do where the stag does not attend due to an event which takes precedence.

The stag do was stagnant in that it was a stag do without a stag. Hence it was a stagnant do.

by In Benidorm with no stag May 11, 2009

Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.

Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.

by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021

Vagi-do

The state when a women's belly or gut hangs lower than her vagina, ergo vagi-do. Female version of the male dickie-do

Her stomach hangs so low that it obscures her vagina. That's one mean vagi-do!

by JnM July 23, 2012