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Molly Tinkering

The act of protecting someone you’ve never met like you’ve known them for 20 years
‘Mate why are you Molly Tinkering her? You’ve only known her 5 minutes
by EkinSiuuuu July 14, 2022
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wasteman tings

Things that would differentiate a normal person from a fucking retard such as being a retarded fuck or acting like the top cunt for no reason.
"Ayo wagwan g, whats up"
"Nothing brah, but Tom's being a fucking cuntbag again"
"Dont worry bout it mandem, he's just on dem wasteman tings and dat. I'll pullup to his ends later with an FN"
by eshays bah 69420 September 11, 2022
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nike ticks

nike ticks, the logo of the nike brand

means you're dripped up to the feet g
That mf got drip!, he has nike ticks!
by 24kivar January 21, 2023
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Ass tings

A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.
Actual Facebook conversation.

Lives in Detroit, Michigan

Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.

Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off

Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry

Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.

Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"
by ass tings May 19, 2023
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He thinks covid was not a big deal

Mas Sirrah "He thinks covid was not a big deal"

Hym "This ☝️ is a trap. He's trying to frame it as though it either WAS or WAS NOT 'a big deal' (which is this amorphous and subjective phrase). How 'big of a deal' it was would exist on a gradient and the REAL question is 'Was it a big enough deal to shut down the country and destroy the economy for years to come and does it mean that we should set a precedent where people are expected to cede authority over their bodily autonomy to the state?'and the ANSWER is no. All of the data suggested that the answer was 'No' BEFORE we shut the country down and AFTER we opened everything back up it was revealed that IT WASN'T a good idea to do that. The conservative media reported this in real time and they were CORRECT. Also, if the vaccine works, the people who take it are fine and the people who don't SHOULD BE adequate informed of the risks and have made their own decision."

Mas Sirrah "This is why people shouldn't listen to you!"

Hym "You're not the savior, Sam-Er, Mas! I know mommy told you that Jewish women are little Jesus factories but nobody needs you to save them and they die either way. You're being told to go fuck yourself, Jew. No I will not take a vaccine if I don't fucking feel like it. If you force me, I will manually kill the people I WOULD HAVE killed by not taking the vaccine. Get the fuck right out of here."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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goblin tinkerer

a shit that makes your weapons worse, also called little tgerd.
Guy 1: Oh shit!
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: The goblin tinkerer made my legendary zenith broken!
by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024
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pickled tink

A drunk and/or geriatric person of gay persuasion.
"I don't want to date him, he is a pickled tink!"
by Trivii October 16, 2023
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