Romanating

To ponder perturbingly about the former Roman Empire.

Person A: "Honey, try some of this. It's really good".

Person B: "Really? It looks weird".

Person A: "When in Rome...."

Person B: "When in Rome we can eat until we're throwing up and then start a new meal".

Person A: 😒 "Stop Romanating and try the fucking thing".

by William_Shakingspear October 11, 2023

Roman

Roman is the most stupid fucking name in the entire multiverse.
If you meet a roman, he probably eats coleslaw and therefore will go to hell.
God hated his name so much that he was spat back out of heaven and cursed to live forever with the worst name on the planet.

Roman is the worst name in history

by ColeslawHater69420 June 28, 2022

30 Romans

30 Romans is 30 in Roman numerals, which is XXX which is porn

Me: what are you doing?
My friend: I’m jacking off to a 30 Romans video

by xkan April 4, 2018

Roman wishing well

When she is puking into the toilet and you are doing her doggie style.

Me and Brenda went drinking last night and this morning I got a roman wishing well.

by Miss Demeanor December 16, 2023

Roman

A depressed person who, on a daily basis, thinks about sucking dick.

Has a peculiar addiction to snow and is seen playing as a gunlancer.

There’s that Roman fellow partying up and playing Lost Ark…

by deadereye April 5, 2022

Roman Three

1.) Also called "anal train", "three-way butt-fuck" or "French Sandwich"; It is a sexual position where, as the name implies—Roman numeral three is written as "III" instead of the typical Arabic "3"—three partners engage in anal sex. The first partner assumes the bottom position. A second partner—penetrates the bottom— assumes the Lucky Pierre position, as he himself is penetrated by a third partner. The Roman Three is a specific designation of the anal train. An anal train is not limited to three, and can consist of a fourth, fifth or sixth partner(s), etc.

1.) Let's do a Roman Three now!

2.) Man, last night, Mike, Edwin and I, had a threesome, we first did a 369, then a Roman Three. I got to be the Lucky Pierre! You know, the ham of the sandwich.

by SoyAitor October 27, 2018

Roman

Roman is a guy who is short, cute, very funny and no one knows but he has a massive hog in his pants, Roman is a big fan of anal penetration and can’t go without it. He’s a keeper.

Roman likes it in the butt

by roman12 January 11, 2022