The Red Ted

The guy that's always miserable and angry. He's so angry that his face and head are always red.

Guy 1: Dude, who the fuck is that guy?! He's always angry and he's always pissed at the world.

Guy 2: Oh that's The Red Ted.... His dad used to beat him.

Guy 1: Somebody needs to give that dude a Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man or a puppy or something.

by CountDisc0 July 8, 2015

Red Widow

Holding your penis as tightly as possible until it turns completely red and flailing it in circles like a peniscopter.

Barney perfectly demonstrated his Red Widow technique to the crowd of gawkers.

by fotofotof July 19, 2016

red comb

You need a piece of booty immediately. When a rooster gets in heat his comb turns really red.

"Billys got a red comb I do believe. He's acting like a cat on a hot tin roof!"

by nancerella August 27, 2017

Red beer

noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.

Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"

Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."

by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2018

red wiggler

An insect that wiggles into your skin that is red and also creates a red barrow type bump on the arm. Not to be confused with the red wagller. It’s third specious cousin.

Look at that red wiggler, it’s wiggling.

by Red Insect Hunter May 23, 2019

red-head

a sassy, inteligant, sexy, and feicre person. They have the greatest talents and are loved by all. Their hair could make you want to die of jelousy.

Look at that beautiful red-head

by Lalix Kuna January 5, 2018

red screwdriver

A red screw driver is a bargain specialty tool. It's less durable and reliable than commercial grade tools, so it's a top pick for your average consumer.

Corporations will often purchase a single red screw driver to service screwdriving needs of 200+ employees. This makes it frustrating when a single employees misplaces or loses it. It's not uncommon for a red screwdriver to go missing.

Have you seen the red screwdriver? Last time I saw it, Carolyn had it...

Is there really only one red screw driver for everybody in this company?

by Donkel March 27, 2017