by anonymous May 19, 2021
Get the Mullet Monday mug.Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."
by Usermin November 6, 2012
Get the First Monday mug.A “Montag Party” is a last minute event that was announced just a day before it takes place and is held on a Monday
Montag Party is a surprisingly dope party and lasts until the early morning hours of the next day
Typically celebrated in shared living arrangements, it needs to piss off at least 50% of the roommates to be a success
Necessary games are beer pong and seven minutes in heaven
Montag Party is a surprisingly dope party and lasts until the early morning hours of the next day
Typically celebrated in shared living arrangements, it needs to piss off at least 50% of the roommates to be a success
Necessary games are beer pong and seven minutes in heaven
Dylan: Yo dude! Do you remember the legendary party at schillhouse?
Max: What party dude
Dylan: Damn boi, this party on a monday
Max: sheesh boyy, THE legendary monday party?? everyone remembers it, this shit was dope!! i wish i’ll be on the guestlist next time
Max: What party dude
Dylan: Damn boi, this party on a monday
Max: sheesh boyy, THE legendary monday party?? everyone remembers it, this shit was dope!! i wish i’ll be on the guestlist next time
by juliabiala January 19, 2020
Get the Monday Party mug.Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020
Get the Mineta monday mug.When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!
Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
by Wall-I October 21, 2021
Get the The Monday Morning mug.A day of the week that DOES have the potential to be good. The only reason it's not is because you all have the wrong mindset. While yes, even though going back to school/work isn't the best, if you have any new goals you want to start, Monday is the perfect day to do so. Also, you guys only look at the bad when it comes to Monday. Here are some good facts about Monday you possibly didn't know:
1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.
Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.
Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
Random sad sack: Ugh!!! Mondays suck!!! Nothing good comes from them!!!
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain January 30, 2025
Get the Monday mug.Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.
T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."
by nekro3 May 16, 2018
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