Happy Clunker

The act of masturbating and taking a poop at the same time for that act of saving time or to give your self an after lunch break boost

I start my day with a Happy clunker. It saves me time and really boost my mood.

by Lost Losers podcast July 10, 2021

Happy Punk

A subgenre in which vocals are often sung in a happy tune instead of yelling. The melody is very poppy and less punk . It is sometimes confused with Pop-Punk, but happy punk has more of a pop influence than a punk one.

Bands like:

All Time Low
The Wonder Years
Motion City Soundtrack
New Found Glory

Person 1: OMG! All Time Low is the best Pop-Punk band ever!!
Person 2: They're Happy Punk.

Person 1: Motion City Soundtrack is fake pop-punk.
Person 2 : Dude they're not Pop-Punk, they're Happy Punk.

by jhuntington55 July 26, 2011

happy sponge

Some one who sucks the fun out of everything when your havin a great time

You: omg that was great
Friend: so. Tottally need to do it again
You: it wasn't that great
Friend: your such a happy sponge you suck the fun out of everything

by ginga ninga October 13, 2011

Happy Harold

Sexual act when your partner shoves their hand up your anus and wiggles their fingers like your a puppet until climax!

Babe! I need my asshole stretched. Can you give me a Happy Harold?

by A very Happy Harold February 4, 2023

scroll-happy

when you get carried away and keep scrolling

damn you're 50 miles away? guess i got a bit scroll-happy...send nudes

by nisimortale January 8, 2023

happy cringe

When something is really cringy yet it still manages to make you smile, maybe because it was nice or sweet.

Person 1: I'm going to be the entire planet soon.
Person 2: You're already my world ;)
Person 3: You just made me happy cringe.

by DatBoi2222 August 16, 2017

Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.

The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019