Crap Slap

When you barg in to the bathroom when someone is taking a shit, and slap their bare ass and thighs until they are red. All the victim can do is scream like a girl, because no one wants to fight when they are naked and shits dangling between their legs.
Ow! My ass still stings from when my brother Crap Slapped me. Next time I shit, I'll lock the door
by Palamander December 14, 2010
Get the Crap Slap mug.

crap cavern

Something Joe gets A LOT!
Joe got a crap cavern after he dropped the soap.
by §arah April 01, 2003
Get the crap cavern mug.

crap shet

Crap shet is a word me and my brother(hovsep and yervand) discovered. it means alot of things and can be used during shitty times
I want you to suck my crap shet.
Ey baby lets make Crap Shet.
I hit the mother facker and said Crap Shet!
A crap shet guy wanted to start shet!
by MrCrapShet January 17, 2004
Get the crap shet mug.

rap is crap

FUCK u Faggets ya fuckin hates bitches
by D@KIdd April 11, 2005
Get the rap is crap mug.

crap on toast

It,s related to the what u can,t believe oh what u gotta shock about it
by Dr Defender August 10, 2017
Get the crap on toast mug.

crap yourself

When you're afraid of something out of sudden
Take this example:
One of my friend and I were walking along the street when a cat jumped out of garbage and we did crap ourself.
I shot a cat that did crap itself.
I'll show you a movie that I'm pretty sure you're gonna crap yourself, honey.
by Unique H2 March 28, 2018
Get the crap yourself mug.

Saran Crap

(noun)

a term reserved for when your plastic wrap gets all stuck to itself, resulting in a half-baked wrap job.
Jason: *pulls leftovers from fridge* "Dude! what's with the saran crap on the noodles?"
by pi@noguy December 07, 2010
Get the Saran Crap mug.