Jumbo Shrimp

Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.

Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."

by SirGrammarNazii February 10, 2021

Shrimp-Faced

A person (Usually a women) with a sexy body but an ugly ass face.

That shrimp-faced slut ain't shit, she only has a sexy body.

by BimboCunt March 25, 2024

Pistol Shrimp

A Pistol Shrimp is a shrimp that lives in both freshwater and saltwater.

When the bubble made by the Pistol Shrimp's snapping pops it can emit sounds up to 218 decibels and can reach temperatures nearly as hot as the sun.

Pistol Shrimp are organic guns.

by NS1762 January 24, 2021

Shrimp

That one scrawny Nerdy kid in high school we all knew.

"Hey Gerry, who invited Thompson?"
"I don't know, but he's a shrimp"

by Steve Bomer February 9, 2017

Sloppy Shrimp

The male genitalia in a flaccid post coital withdrawal.

I was done so I whipped out the sloppy shrimp and went off to find a snack.

by MasterData November 11, 2021

shrimp vindaloo

The smell of an East Indian girl's vagina

I had to break up with Arpuna because my nose couldn't handle her shrimp vindaloo.

by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

shrimp

New way to say Simp after the Twitch Ban of the word

Whoever donated to this streamer he's a Sim-Shrimp

by Doge Of Venice December 21, 2020