pumpkin punisher

When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte

Aye cuz I did the pumpkin punisher last night!

by Pumpkin Punisher October 29, 2020

Pumpkin Soup

A far cry from somewhat of a meal. A male eating this will indeed turn him homosexual.

Hayden's girlfriend made him pumpkin soup, Hayden ate the pumpkin soup and now he himself and others see him as a gay man.

by realmendonteatsoup July 17, 2024

PUMPKIN

The famous words of a guy on the internet saying his favourite vegetable.

“What’s your favourite vegetable?”
“PUMPKEN”
“A pumpkin is food and I apparently have to put this”

by Lololololollolol March 15, 2021

Pumpkin Spice

When you message someone after midnight and the vehicle you call a brain has turned into a pumpkin. You decide to spice it up, adding a little extra to be bold and funny but immediately regret it in the morning. That little extra is called Pumpkin Spice.

Ignore the Pumpkin Spice message I sent last night.

by Cold Woodie November 13, 2021

Weeding the pumpkin

Shaving a old man's balls

Andy is weeding the pumpkin's in the chief's office

by Hayyyyyy420 July 25, 2019

Twisted Pumpkin

The sexual act of orgasming inside your significant while they spin on your penis to simulate a twisting motion while both parties wear a pumpkin on their head.

Damn man i totally twisted pumpkined with my girl last night
Thats fucking disgusting

by belowavgweinerman September 10, 2021

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 17, 2023