a puerto rican girl who’s often quiet but secretly super cool. everyone wants to be her friend but u need to get into her bubble first. she’s a bit of a tiny person so be careful not to lose her at parties. if you do accidentally lose her, set out a bowl of rice and beans and she will show up. she’s a cutie with a magnetic vibe. keep her close.
oh damn is that “ andrea del mar de jesus romero” pls take a pic of me next to her, i want people to think i’m cool
by mamaguebomarko May 31, 2023
Get the andrea del mar de jesus romeromug. Over the top (and cringe) of sucking up to #45 in return for access/endorsement. More than likely requires the BJ or other slavish worship to him.
1. How did that guy get Trump's endorsement. He sucks.
2. Must have given him the Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug.
2. Must have given him the Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug.
by NM83 February 19, 2024
Get the Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hugmug. by TheoriginalTM November 22, 2021
Get the Marsmug. Person 1:“Hey do you know who ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 is?”
Person 2: “yeah and they’re a loser”
Person 1: “JUMP THEM!!!!”
*person 2 gets jumped for not liking ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992*
Person 1: “deserved”
! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992: “you are a good person, Person 1”
Person 1: “OMG ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 CALLED ME A GOOD PERSON”
Person 2: “yeah and they’re a loser”
Person 1: “JUMP THEM!!!!”
*person 2 gets jumped for not liking ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992*
Person 1: “deserved”
! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992: “you are a good person, Person 1”
Person 1: “OMG ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 CALLED ME A GOOD PERSON”
by Fagusteiwgeishsnebek May 10, 2022
Get the ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992mug. Farting into the vagina of an unexpecting wide open legged slut.
Eg. you are sending that rover into mars .. unexpected uncharted territory . They are crazy and you'll never know what to expect so send that rover out boys..
Eg. you are sending that rover into mars .. unexpected uncharted territory . They are crazy and you'll never know what to expect so send that rover out boys..
Had this chick over the other night laying down with legs wide open naked , she was looking at something in depth on my nightstand I backed up and pressed my asshole to her Pussy and sent the Mars rover out.
by Milarpilowski July 13, 2019
Get the Mars Rovermug. 
a person who seems cool calm and collected but is really panicking on the inside at all times. they’re also usually really funny and super sweet. always best dressed and the best therapist friend.
by humanntrassh November 23, 2021
Get the Marsmug.