Mars

A planet exhibiting whore behaviour its entire orbit around the sun. Also good name for a chocolate bar, someone should make that

Mars has a fat ass

by Sunflowers.shine.too September 1, 2022

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Mars

A short feisty raging lesbian woman

Person 1 “damn have you met mars?”
Person 2 “yeah, she’s pretty feisty”
Person 1 “and a raging lesbian”

by The man with the moustache March 13, 2024

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a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)

person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????

by alicethebitch July 17, 2022

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