Legend Dale Jones other known as short midget man spawns commonly in Arkansas and is very aggressive for their size. They are known to move mountains, speak with animals, and other dwarvenly magic. As well as making makais get back to work.
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024
Get the Legend Dale Jonesmug. by TheLegend27 OG April 1, 2017
Get the league of legendsmug. league of mages and ADCs also know as league of legends is version of TANKS, ADCs, MAGES (rock, paper, scissors) which will give u cancer in the first second u even open the game. The is made from bunch of apes that dont even know what they are doing. The way they "balance" out the game is by looking at win rates and buffing the best champ in the game cuz retarded Bronze 5s now Iron 4s 12 yr old kids cant play the game so they have to buff. They also rather balancing the game on 200 ppl opinion then the entire league of legends community. Riot games thinks that "PRO" players deserve more right just cuz they get paid and watched. The game has being dying for the last 4 years but Ape games (Riot games) has decided to do nothing but watch the ppl quiting the game. The best part about of league of cancer is that even tho the entire community agrees that akali and irelia should be reverted or removed the fkin monkey buff the for "pro" play.
P.S. the game is also super addictive is more dangerous the drugs
P.S. the game is also super addictive is more dangerous the drugs
person 1: what happened to ur mother bro?
person 2: she died
person 1: how bro?
person 2: she saw league of legends gameplay
person 1:damn bro
person 2: she died
person 1: how bro?
person 2: she saw league of legends gameplay
person 1:damn bro
by emopanka February 26, 2019
Get the league of legendsmug. Someone who has become so ingrained in the cultural history of a chat room that they are referenced even after they leave chat for good (generally due to ban, death, or distraction).
by Octavius the Octopus September 20, 2013
Get the chat legendmug. 
A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.
by michihaha January 3, 2017
Get the Legend cowmug. The worst human beings on the planet. The scum of the Earth
Little League Legends are baseball players who suck in travel ball and high school but they were only “good in” little league.
These are the people who the coaches had to put in the game because “everyone plays”
Little League Legends are baseball players who suck in travel ball and high school but they were only “good in” little league.
These are the people who the coaches had to put in the game because “everyone plays”
by I hate little league legends May 22, 2018
Get the little league legendmug.