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Goon

Patrice was a total Goon!
by Andy the Gurk February 10, 2022
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Moon Gooning

The act of gooning in a specific ritualistic manner. It was originally practiced by an ancient tribe whos name has been lost to time. It is a sacred act that should only be practiced by those who are serious. The details of the ritual are only known by those who have completed the ritual.
Homie#1: "I've been moon gooning for 87 hours straight and I don't know where I am"
Homie#2:"Real"
by Moon_Gooner November 30, 2023
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Goon Coin

A coin that holds large a large amount of value to extreme gooners. The more you hold, the more aura you gain.
Xerathion has so much Goon Coin!
by dannymanandhar September 9, 2025
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Goon

A state reached by the extremely addicted where in a fiend will become very susceptible to influence from an external force. Usually a drug dealer, spouse, or sometimes schizophrenic voices. This person is referred to as a "Goon." Alternatively, the term "goon" can also refer to the professional henchmen in the world of villainy
I told my goon to power shit in someone's driveway and he did it for an 8th. Gentlemen, we have created a goon.

My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".

It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.

Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
by DonnieDarkyDarko September 2, 2023
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Pre-Goon

Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.
Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn

Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
by GermanGoon July 16, 2025
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Goon stance

The stance every background goon stands in. Stand feet slightly apart with hands folded in front.
You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.
by Flip Janson July 16, 2021
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Moon Gooning

When you go and behead a buffalo and goon on it at night usually overseen by a licensed Jelcker
by TrashSamaUwU December 20, 2023
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