by §arah April 01, 2003
When you barg in to the bathroom when someone is taking a shit, and slap their bare ass and thighs until they are red. All the victim can do is scream like a girl, because no one wants to fight when they are naked and shits dangling between their legs.
by Palamander December 14, 2010
Crap shet is a word me and my brother(hovsep and yervand) discovered. it means alot of things and can be used during shitty times
I want you to suck my crap shet.
Ey baby lets make Crap Shet.
I hit the mother facker and said Crap Shet!
A crap shet guy wanted to start shet!
Ey baby lets make Crap Shet.
I hit the mother facker and said Crap Shet!
A crap shet guy wanted to start shet!
by MrCrapShet January 17, 2004
by D@KIdd April 11, 2005
Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.
After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.
by Kikkoman123 March 22, 2011
by Dr Defender August 10, 2017
When you're afraid of something out of sudden
Take this example:
One of my friend and I were walking along the street when a cat jumped out of garbage and we did crap ourself.
Take this example:
One of my friend and I were walking along the street when a cat jumped out of garbage and we did crap ourself.
I shot a cat that did crap itself.
I'll show you a movie that I'm pretty sure you're gonna crap yourself, honey.
I'll show you a movie that I'm pretty sure you're gonna crap yourself, honey.
by Unique H2 March 28, 2018