Belt

Belts are for holding your pants up. Not beating children.

Dad: Bobby didn't do his homework again. I think I need to get out my belt and beat him to teach him a lesson.
Mom: Come on! You know that belts aren't for beating children. They are for holding your pants up.

by nilethe146 September 28, 2021

Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.

I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.

by PoppyReed May 31, 2018

Nut Belt

A person who dosnt now the way and never will (STRANGER THINGS REFERENCE MUCH), an then since you dont now the way, you will die alone

OMG you nut belt.

by foxyfortnitegolf024 March 26, 2018

Big Belt

Very erect penis.

Kenny: Jane Anderson, Do you like my big belt?

Jane: I wanna flex my big belt too, I want it seasoned with some head!

by PencilBuzz August 17, 2023

Belt

A miracle device that keeps your pants up.

How do you keep your pants up when you're performing? It's incredible!

Belt.

by MΛD2FΛИ2018 January 8, 2025

Above the belt lesbian

A drunk girl that is only lesbian above the waist.

Ole cami got drunk and started being an above the belt lesbian on Mrs. Sara the librarian

by Str8up8up1 February 13, 2023

National Belt Day

March 10, a day when you wear your nicest belt and take pictures with your friends. At the end of the day you can wrestle each other naked with olive oil all over your bodies.

“ Hey it’s national belt day. Look at Jeremy he’s wearing his Louis belt”

by sheepdogmanguy March 9, 2020