Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011

taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011

Taco Month

JANUARY. every tuesday of january you have something in the taco family. the reasoning for taco month is because everyone is depressed that christmas is over. so why not have taco month?

taco month= awesomeness

by taco month January 18, 2021

Sausage Taco

When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.

James' mom & I made sausage tacos last Friday. They were HOT!

by Chuck D. Bones June 2, 2013

taco out

Taking a poop

It's ok, you can taco out if you need to.

by G.I.Poe April 3, 2015

Chachi Taco

Cool and Crunchy, style with class

Cut off dickies with plaid socks is so chachi taco

by captain taco July 1, 2012

event taco

a person who attends a variety of events or parties.

This is the 4th time this week I've seen him here. He's such an event taco.

by stillinmarvinsroom August 2, 2017