When you blindfold your wife and give her a dick that she deserves and desires without her knowledge. You then pull the blindfold off your wife or girlfriend and reveal the cock that gave her the ultimate orgasm that she has always been craving.
by Three6nine September 1, 2020
Get the Blindfold surprisemug. When a middle eastern person passes gas while either idling or walking near another middle eastern person.
Syrian 1:*sitting in hooka bar relaxing *
Syrian 2:*walks by passing gas whilst keeping eye contact *
Syrian 1: Oh my Allah! Who shit themselves?
Syrian 2:*Watches victim as he is unaware he's been a victim of a syrian suprise*
Syrian Surprise is a Silent but Deadly fart shot towards another Syrian man.
Syrian 2:*walks by passing gas whilst keeping eye contact *
Syrian 1: Oh my Allah! Who shit themselves?
Syrian 2:*Watches victim as he is unaware he's been a victim of a syrian suprise*
Syrian Surprise is a Silent but Deadly fart shot towards another Syrian man.
by Pug_Pal May 27, 2018
Get the Syrian Surprisemug. When you go to perform fellatio on someone and there is a particularly surprising amount of pubic hair.
Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.
by Yep_checks-out August 6, 2018
Get the surprise muffinmug. Lol dolls, but surprises, do you want your kid to wake up and see a giant surprise lol doll that poops, pees, and throws up?
by Lol dolls October 28, 2021
Get the L.O.L SURPRISEmug. A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Ditchwater Surprisemug. Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021
Get the Surprise Sexmug. by bzk25 February 7, 2020
Get the Kidney Surprisemug.