Quints By Surprise

An American TV show on TLC, documenting the lives of the Jones family. Ethan and Casey Jones have six children:

Eliot McKenna (Girl) - 6/7 (i think)
And QUINTUPLETS! - age 3
Brooklyn Faith (Girl)
Britton Grace (Girl)
Jack William (Boy)
Lila Addison (Girl)
Ryan Elizabeth (Girl)

Check out the show by searching 'Quints By Surprise' on Youtube!

P.S. Lila Addison and Ryan Elizabeth are my favourite. ADORABLE!

'Hey, have you seen the show Quints By Surprise?'
'Yeah, those kids are so cute! Especially Lila and Ryan'

by Live.Laugh.Lie June 28, 2012

Wet Dream Surrogate

A prank by which an unsuspecting passed-out male is subjected to another male's ejaculate being emptied into his pants while asleep. If the prank is successful the Wet Dream Surrogate will awake to find the mess and believe it to be of his own making.

Did you hear? Bobby passed out at the party on the weekend and became a Wet Dream Surrogate.

by King and Queen Gaper September 22, 2017

Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise

Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise

I was getting ready to fuck this Korean whore. She wanted me to wear a condom. I said no. She said you promise to pull out. I said yes I will withdraw. I was enjoying fucking her and shot my cum into her tight sweet pussy making a Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise.

by Asianpoker January 28, 2022

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

by Handle100 August 6, 2023

suraj

suraj is...
- inlove with a beautiful girl
- loves fuzzy hair
- loves to cuddle
- is VERY attractive
- has a lot of friends
- nerd 0_0
- dresses sexy
- loved...

Damn i wish i was suraj like ;)

by liqour July 18, 2009

Surrey Boys

Gang of gangsters ready to throw down.

"You want me to call my surrey boys to come smash you huh?"
-Papachew

by big foig July 13, 2011

Al Gore Surprise

While walking on a beach, you find a sleeping person and poop on their chest. Once the heat from the sun has melted your feces, you wake them up and proceed to explain the dangers of global warming.

I was going to vote Republican, but after that Al Gore Surprise I'm not sure I can ignore the issue of global warming any longer.

by TSFTL February 15, 2010