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grey squirrel

an annoying little american bastard who lives in our trees.(BEN WARD)
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Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.
I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.
by Boostedmama August 18, 2022
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Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.
John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019
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krish the squirrel

A singaporian mythical beast that symbolizes gayness and transgenderism. They say it is still alive, posing as a normal human, but who knows how long it is until it is unleashed to wreak havoc on all straights. Making Krish the Squirrel mad will result in a brutal death, including internal bleeding, rotting brain, and heart failure. Unless you’re gay, of course.
You heard of krish the squirrel?
Yeah he killed my wife, he still gives me nightmares
by ScrewYouRichard August 1, 2018
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Dirt Squirrel

A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.
"Did you see that Dirt Squirrel trying to do a burnout in his rusted out f150?"
by Csmax August 13, 2019
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Squirrel stash

When a tweaker comes over to your house for an extended period of time and decides to steal from you so they collect the items that they want to take and stash them out of sight but easily accessible and near the door they plan on exiting from. Very much like a squirrel does with the nuts it collects.
Meghan fluffed the pillows on the couch and found Clint's latest squirrel stash underneath them.

"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied
by DaMamaNasty May 9, 2022
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fart squirrel

A skunk - See various memes
Did you see that fart squirrel over there in the bushes?!
by Biffosscott November 17, 2015
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