Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.
"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."
"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."
"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."
"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
by VoodooSplat February 04, 2010
a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
by tacobell263 October 12, 2010
by Salty-Nutz March 10, 2022
The angery squirrel is angery
by Merissa Lingtoe April 05, 2018
by groutfitmaster December 07, 2016
by IR8ALPHA March 17, 2021
When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.
Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?
Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)
Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)
by MorningChew June 06, 2021