by ,dfhgiopfviourtfghp February 13, 2020

by Boostedmama August 18, 2022

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019

A singaporian mythical beast that symbolizes gayness and transgenderism. They say it is still alive, posing as a normal human, but who knows how long it is until it is unleashed to wreak havoc on all straights. Making Krish the Squirrel mad will result in a brutal death, including internal bleeding, rotting brain, and heart failure. Unless you’re gay, of course.
by ScrewYouRichard August 1, 2018

A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.
by Csmax August 13, 2019

When a tweaker comes over to your house for an extended period of time and decides to steal from you so they collect the items that they want to take and stash them out of sight but easily accessible and near the door they plan on exiting from. Very much like a squirrel does with the nuts it collects.
Meghan fluffed the pillows on the couch and found Clint's latest squirrel stash underneath them.
"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied
"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied
by DaMamaNasty May 9, 2022

by Biffosscott November 17, 2015
