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Fart Squeeze

a person that squeezes their facts
by Sharter69 January 1, 2021
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shart squeeze

A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.
Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!
by Johnswiecki January 30, 2021
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main squeeze

“yo peter is my main squeeze

“that wasn’t very main squeeze of you”

crank that by soulja boy is main squeeze”

“stephanie and stefanie are main squeeze”
by heffanator420 July 1, 2021
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Butt Squeezer

a situation or event causing great anxiety or tension

(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)
The double overtime basketball game was a real butt squeezer

The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer
by Slam2k2 August 2, 2021
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Lemon squeeze

It’s the person going overboard wearing masks and yelling at other people for no reason. These are the same people that wear a mask alone in the car. Also known as a “Karen”
Look at that lemon squeeze wearing a mask and texting while driving!
by chefdre August 7, 2021
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booty squeeze

When you don't wipe well and shit squeezes out while you walk.
Damn bro. I got booty squeeze right now the stall didn't have enough toilet paper.
by TheChadandLad October 5, 2021
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Gamma Squeeze

A Gamma Squeeze is a stock moving higher because people who sold “out of the money”stock option Calls are caught by a rapidly increasing stock price very close to the time decay expiration of the Call that they sold.
Tesla shot passed $1000 a share on a gamma squeeze. People who is sold out of the money options were scrambling to cover them by buying shares.
by Trentism October 28, 2021
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