Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

by WonderBlox November 3, 2021

St. Louis Log Splitter

A sexual practice performed by coating your hands in lube, placing them together with palms touching and fingers straight, then inserting them into a women’s vagina. Then pushing your erect penis between your palms mimicking a log splitter.

She was so loose I had to use the St. Louis Log Splitter just to feel something.

by GreasedThndrPig June 12, 2023

Split Op

A program where soldiers split their Basic Training and Advanced Training in half - resulting in Advanced Training being typically completed the following year.

Split Op recruits are renown for hanging out with Recruiters and tend to be ate-up upon completion of their Advanced Training.

That Split Op soldier sure is a pussy.

by Dave Gattler June 20, 2006

splittin' poles

(verb) a superstition primarily in the african american community, when members of a party encounter an object (such as a pole) and some members of set party walk on one side of the object (pole) and others walk on the other, engaging in such an activity is improper and bad luck.

Don't be splittin' poles.

by milk man May 24, 2005

lickidy split

When you are having sex and she splits her legs so you can lick her pussy

She went lickidy split in bed last night

by Ur dead nan June 21, 2015

yellow skirt split

When you have sex with an asian girl with a skirt on and you have her stand on her head open her legs and you saddle her and fuck her by squatting up and down.

I heard Avery's boyfriend got her to do a yellow skirt split last night

by tedtedtedted August 27, 2009

lickity split

The act of licking a vagina.

My husband likes it lickity split style.

by Mr. Awesomeness May 4, 2008