split toofed HO

a ho with an unusually large gap in between her front teeth, about the size of the average male penis in girth. Most likely caused by being a ho.

Drew: Yeah i'm a firefighter and love them split toofed HOs from the Villas. Kitty Soft!!!

by DrewBaby December 18, 2007

[Split yo wig back]

Like when you go to fight someone your going to beat the hell out of them usually referring to there head. {hince "wig"}

Guy 1: hey who the fuck you talkin to like that.

Guy 2: dude if you dont shut the hell up ima come over there and split yo wig back.

by Da Byrd October 16, 2008

Split Pack

In roller derby, a split pack is defined as two groups of skaters, equal in number. If the pack becomes split, no legal pack is defined. Skaters will be warned to speed up or slow down to reform the pack and are subject to penalties. Also, a roller derby themed online clothing store.

"Did you see that team in the Split-Pack shirts? They grabbed an opposing blocker and fell back 11 feet, and sent their pivot to the front of the other group! It's a split pack situation!"

by Canadian Hoser February 12, 2009

Split Second Splits

Doing the splits quickly and unexpectedly; without warning

(On the ski slope)

Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!

Nathan: Now why would you say that?

Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!

by erzebet333 July 25, 2010

spitelike

N; V; "liking" a wall post, new friendship, status, photo, ETC on Facebook just to spite one of the parties involved in aforementioned post.

Today on Facebook, I spiteliked the shit out of Katie's photo of Sean and Rachel because they ended up banging later that night.

by Adamandeve69 March 7, 2011

Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"

Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"

by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013

spite dating

Dating someone new just to get back at an ex or make an ex jealous - usually leads to a spite marriage. Similar to a rebound but you act like more than a hookup and post obnoxious pictures on social media about how happy you are now and actually convince the new person it's a real relationship and not spite dating.

"Do you think Emily realizes that Luke is just spite dating her to make his ex, Nikki, jealous?

by Nikro August 9, 2015