sperm specks

When a man ejaculates on the specs, or glasses of another person.

Hey, Velma! How do you like those sperm specks girl!

by Sir. Queefs-a-lot July 04, 2017

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023

sperm spit sack

someone who sucks so much >:(

thinks theyre deep
ruins the mood
thinks theyre mature for their age
has a bad meme page
denys being a femboy

very ugly

dead mom

sam/ john/ jason : “ok alicia/estrella :|”
us : “ok sperm spit sack :|”

by sperm spit sack October 07, 2020

Sperm spit sack

Very ugly, thinks they're mature for their age, is a man, denies being a femboy, moms dead, usually owns a meme page or memes are trash, reuses the same memes daily, very ugly, has a 1000+ followers but gets 80 likes, ex-girlfriend says the nword (isn't black), uses sad qoutes un-ironically, a catfish, fucks their car, has bad music taste, either nasty hair or is bald (probably has lice) no wrists, car smells like pine trees, asks for hugs on your birthday, ugly is contagious, claims to be very depressed, posts the same picture on their feed, is either rewlly fat or too scrawny, disables comments and untagged themselves from posts, probably homophobic but is in the closet, very ugly

Sam/jason/john/jim: ok alicia/estrella

Alicia/estrella: okay sperm spit sack

by October 07, 2020

cottage cheese sperm

Thick Clumpy or Chunky Sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.

by Lou Lou Lucifer December 14, 2024

Out of sperm

It means that you have done a lot of hand job or you had a lot of sex just in a single week.

Maria: Hi Justinpx, I am so horny right now... Can u come please for one more time?
Justinpx: Hi Maria, sincerely i am out of sperm. Maybe next week cutie?

by GiorgiCavany February 26, 2019

Sperm Glove

A condom, for protection against STI’s/STD’s and babies

“Yo mate, I’ve just pulled. Have you any sperm gloves with you?”

by Naho November 12, 2020