Soggy Cushion

Take a bunch of ecstasy, lather up in essential oils, and hump on the couch for hours.

"How was your Labor Day, Bob?"
"Martha and I went to a rave then came home and did the Soggy Cushion all night."

"Boy, that Soggy Cushion is heavy on the wallet. Have you seen our dry cleaning bills lately??"

by Dolly Fartin September 18, 2023

soggy pies

when sleeping with a group of grandma's

That was some great soggy pies last night

by sixtwoone June 6, 2018

Soggy Cocks

"Soggy cocks" is an adjective that is mainly used to describe a particularly lame experience.

Friend: Hey man, how was Eric's party last night
You: Dude it was low-key soggy cocks. We just sat around and played dungeons and dragons listening to video game soundtracks the whole time.
Friend: Ay bro, don't say I didn't warn ya.

by ScissorsTheMan February 27, 2023

Soggy Snail

The act of cumming in a woman then having her drag her vagina across your chest

Bro Brittany gave me a soggy snail last night, I haven't had one since college!

by Ovyna November 20, 2025

Soggy elephant

When you’re giving head to a big dick and he can’t get hard

Girl 1: Oh my god I was giving to head this guys the other day, and you wouldn’t guess what happened!
Girl 2: what happened?!
Girl 1: he had a soggy elephant!!!

by anonymous October 29, 2020

Soggy

Ratchet + unnecessary ; extra.

She was cute in the beginning of the date, bt after the date she was soggy.

That club was so packed and soggy.

by Sdm23 May 7, 2018

Soggy purse

A wet looose deep cave of a vagina

Tried to leave. She trapped me in her soggy purse.. and now she's pregnant... again..

by Soggy purse September 23, 2017