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Sneaky Phuckin Weasel 

A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.
That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!
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Sneaky Blowjob 

1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.
Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.
Sneaky Blowjob by qwertuyiou October 8, 2010

sneaky paratrooper 

When a male jumps from a height (e.g. off of a shed or wall) and lands on someone in a prone position with their nutsack on the "victim"....

...can be shortened to sneaky-para...
hey last night man i was a proper sneaky paratrooper paratroop-sneaked Tanya hard!

Sneaky-bandit 

When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit
Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!

Otis - Dude.....gross
Sneaky-bandit by TheRxGuy January 25, 2011

Sneaky Training 

Practice of stealth exercising in secret without notifying your man friends in order to gain an equity edge in upcoming triathalon events.
Q: Where's Stephen? A: He's out Sneaky Training.
Sneaky Training by MattressBhoy February 23, 2011

sneaky fat 

1.) the kind of fat where a persons body appears to be skinny, but they have fat that isnt visible until the body is naked. 2.) Every fat person's profile picture and you have to go through all their pictures because they take them all themselves from a top angle to hide how fat they really are, but somehow one manages to slip through that shows a whole body shot. 3.) similar to the "wonderbra effect", or stuffing of your pants.
1.) That bitch was sneaky fat man, had to lift up her roll just to dick it.
2.) That girl looked cute but she was sneaky fat, I didn't notice until her last picture where i saw her body.
sneaky fat by aybaybaywes July 12, 2012

sneaky giraffe 

one who is skilled in the arts of sneakiness. one who can disapear when ever they choose too.
"Oh man. Greg went sneaky giraffe mode and took my wallet last night."
sneaky giraffe by duncan powell January 1, 2012