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sitting couch

A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.

Preferably used when:

A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.

¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):

a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
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taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
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Sit Arounds

To sit around a plate (with drugs on it - usually mdma or cocaine) in a group.

Similar to seshing, but usually with MDMA or Cocaine.

Often happens before going out.

Not to be confused with 'afters'.
We are just at 'sit arounds', come over.

I don't want to get stuck at 'sit arounds'. I want to go out.
by Linkimo August 20, 2023
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Sit on a face day

Today, Thanksgiving, is the only day in November a guy can nut, so why not enjoy it by getting your face sat on?
Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
by A.Kur November 23, 2023
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like sitting

When a person or group of people is lying in wait to immediately add “likes” to a planned or otherwise prepared comment on Facebook by a known 3rd party.
They were “like sitting” on Ryan’s next comment in the gun control thread.
by LikeSitterAlpha May 6, 2018
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Sit the ick

Sit the ick

Something you gotta do when you gotta do
"i gotta sit the ick"
"oh okay, go ahead"
by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022
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French Wall Sit

When one person takes a seated position with their back pushed against a wall much like the "wall sit" exercise position. A second person will then press there ass against the first individuals face, pinning their head against the wall. Then, with as much force as person two can muster, shit into the face of person one.
Don't work out in front of Jason, he'll give you a French wall sit.
by Gloopin the Hun July 26, 2020
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