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by Natalia mar November 22, 2021
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Šimon

Tall and a very handsome young man. His smile can light up the room, and the wrinkles by his eyes are to die for. Very smart, even though he will not admit it. He is a hard-working man and can achieve anything he sets his mind to. Šimon is a very supportive friend, and extremely patient as well. Keeps his circle small. Secretly likes cuddles and is a great hugger. He also likes sports, for example, badminton. He is usually a very funny guy and gives amazing movie recommendations. If he cares about you, don't lose him over some stupid shit like being jealous about everything and give him his freedom. His friendship and love is worth all the trouble. In conclusion, Šimon is a good guy despite some of his, not bad, but worse qualities.
I really like this guy, he is pretty awesome. But he doesn't want to hug me..
Ohhh, that's gotta be Šimon!
by gimmeahugpls158 November 22, 2021
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Simon

1. To suck a hairy, British boomers’ cock at 4 o’ clock.
2. To have sex with a porcupine.
1. “Man, he sure looks like he’s interested in the Brits, do you think he’s gonna simon?”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”
by Tommie hendrickens April 29, 2022
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Simmons and Spy

An old married couple whose sex life involves lots of red shells, knives, and table flipping. Spy is Simmons little bitch, but they love each other deep down.
"I saw Simmons and Spy at the hospital again. Simmons got a red shell stuck inside her and Spy had lots of stab wounds and wood splinters to dig out."
by JMAD_1979 August 4, 2023
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scott simon

You lost your job again? What a fucking Scott Simon...
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taylor alexander simmons

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Ur mom is simon

Im testing this
by anonymous April 25, 2022
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