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Simon and Garfinkel's

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.
Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.
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simon

they have a huge monster cock.
oh my god its simon dont cum yet
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Simone Shields

Most honest and pretty girl you can fine. In other terms The Perfect Girl
Simone Shields is going to baywest
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Simone

A person named Simone.
yep its Simone...@_s1mon3__ on insta
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Simon

Simon is a cool name and its someone dad name
Do you know Simon?

You mean Simon Riley in Call of duty?

No, Simon, Siriwut dad

Ohhh, yes I know him
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Simon A

Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.

It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.

Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
“Damn, that guys amazing. Must be a Simon A.“
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Kent Simon

Someone who is a Kent and also a Simon
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