shrek

a god

shrek is a od

by cowabuna October 27, 2020

shrek

our lord and savior

shrek

by joannhaa October 31, 2020

Shrek

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and I ain’t the sharpest tool in the she ed This is copyrighted isn’t it

Everything is Shrek

by INS746 December 30, 2020

princess shrek

THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).

A: i think i'm in love.
B: let me guess, princess shrek?
A: bingo!

by vanexla January 1, 2021

Shrek

A beautiful sexy man.

Shrek- “ it’s like an onion it’s got layers”

by Qazxswedcvfrtgbnh January 24, 2021

Shrek

the sexiest motherfucker alive

Bob: Shrek is sexy as fuck
Bob 2: I know

by peepeepoopoo lord January 26, 2021

Shrek

The hottest man alive

Person : hey guess who my crush is
Other person: obviously shrek cause he the sexiest man to exist

by Stuckinthesink January 27, 2021