A girl, whom appears as if they look skinny, fat, dirty, and showered all at the same time. Often on par with people you would see at a Walmart.
“She seemed as a Schrödingers slag, I wouldn’t go for her.”
“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”
"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”
“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”
"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”
by westcoast1n January 29, 2025
Get the Schrödingers Slag. mug.The concept of being too based for a liberal and being unable to date them and at the same time being too degenerate for a trad wife and being unable to date them as well.
It suck man because I can’t find anyone to date because I’m either too much of a degenerate or too based. This is a prime example of Schrödingers Chud.
by Jsigma10 January 19, 2026
Get the Schrödingers Chud mug.A person/fraud/bum/ who doubles down on what they say/do but when other people call him out for it with definite proof they call it a joke/rage bait
Person 1: Bro Did u just say your gay? LOL.
Person 2: No? What the hell are you talking about.
Person 1: No u 100% said your gay right now.
Person 3: He didn't I clipped what he said.
Person 2: See u idiot.
Person 1: I was just joking xD
Person 1: Holy Schrodingers ahmed
Person 2: No? What the hell are you talking about.
Person 1: No u 100% said your gay right now.
Person 3: He didn't I clipped what he said.
Person 2: See u idiot.
Person 1: I was just joking xD
Person 1: Holy Schrodingers ahmed
by Fraud Spotter March 2, 2026
Get the Schrodingers ahmed mug.Someone who says something they believe whole heartedly is funny or says anything that they genuinely agree on and then turn back and say its ragebait the moment anyone attacks them
Jason Derulo "aye bro u tryna hang at the park"
THE Chris Brown "nah I'm tryna hang myself"
Jason Derulo "shit not funny Lil nigga"
Chris brown"nah it just ragebait"
Jason Derulo"always on at schrodingers ragebait bullshit"
THE Chris Brown "nah I'm tryna hang myself"
Jason Derulo "shit not funny Lil nigga"
Chris brown"nah it just ragebait"
Jason Derulo"always on at schrodingers ragebait bullshit"
by Goth Retard 500 March 4, 2026
Get the Schrodingers Ragebait mug.The complete opposite of Schrodingers Asshole. It's a person (Y) who sees something another person (X) said and will either cause a fuss and be offended, or be clever and pretend what the other person said is ragebait while pushing their personal feelings aside. It depends on whether or not the people around them find what X person said was offensive or not.
Bob: Yeah, I don't think chinese food is that good in general.
Jeff: How could you say that?
Bill: Everyone has their tastes, Jeff.
Jeff: Heh.. totally. He was just messing with me to get me mad.
Bob: Stop being a Schrodingers Softie, Jeff!
Jeff: How could you say that?
Bill: Everyone has their tastes, Jeff.
Jeff: Heh.. totally. He was just messing with me to get me mad.
Bob: Stop being a Schrodingers Softie, Jeff!
by ap0q March 18, 2026
Get the Schrodingers Softie mug.expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too
by nickyishere April 3, 2025
Get the Schrödingers cake mug.When a hot girl could be a guy unless proven otherwise. For example by the Adam's apple that can't be removed
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