Samantha

WHERE DO I BEGIN ON THIS AMAZING HUMAN BEING?! She’s the greatest friend you could ever have but ugly asf. Tall. Beautiful. Sike. :( lol if she’s coming your way just run and don’t stop until you lost her. She loves to make eye contact..... like ALOT. But with her amazing brown eyes you will love that eye contact. She looks sorta Asian even though she’s mexican. Sweaty. FUNNY. Biggggggg booty;) sike flat. She’s ugly remember. Loves chick fill a and peter piper and Dr Pepper and electronics. She has sooooooo many friends but if your reading this don’t be Samantha’s friend even though she’s an amazing friend just dont.

Guy 1: she’s flat
Guy2: ITS a Samantha duhhh, of course she’s flat.

by Sam flat July 26, 2018

samantha

biggest thot in the world.

look at samantha, what a thot

by johnwashere February 21, 2020

Samantha

A whore slut who vapes and loves memes. She is an alcoholic and loves to party. She's the perfect girl for every guy (but preferably a sexy black man). She loves going to SARNO and wearing timbs on the weekend. She is the coolest person you'll ever meet

You know that girl Samantha? Yeah I fucked her at SARNO w a pair of timbs on while she vaped. I think I'm in love!

by Pissypussypossy March 14, 2017

Samlang

SAMLANG

Samlang share a biscuit with her friends

by Shyl November 23, 2021

Samantha Bossone

That girl.

Hey look its Samantha Bossone aka boss1princess.

by NBAmb13 May 9, 2011

Samantha Frankie

perfection.

This icing tastes like samantha frankie.

by electric peodophile September 24, 2011

saland

1. The miss-pronunciation of "salad"

2. The mix of 4 or more people 69ing at a time.

Person A gives a blow job to person B, who is eating out person C who is giving person D a blowjob, who is eating out person A.

It can be between all guys, all girls, or any mix each

Friend: What did you do last night?
Me: had some saland
Friend: you mean salad?
Me: no saland with 3 chicks, it was the best ;)

by alyssabela June 23, 2011