George Roberts

A mysterious creature that, by legend, lives in the greater manchester area and has the hands and feet of a gecko and the body of a little girl. For some unknown reason it has head of a fully grown man with a silly wigga afor. It can be seen stalking camp emo kids around rock kitchen on saturdays.

Guy 1: Did you see that George Roberts kid?!
Guy 2: Yeah he was singing with Reginald again.....
Guy 1: What a faggot!!!

by Shoop Da Woop December 15, 2008

kyle robertson

A person that devotes their entire life to anime.

Man, that guy is such a kyle robertson.

by Gayboy1337 May 27, 2016

dirty chief justice roberts

eat a bowl of vanilla ice cream with lukewarm tap water and then have missionary sex with your wife of 20 years

giver a dirty chief justice roberts

by claireisadumbbitch April 22, 2019

Robert Downey Syndrome

When a mostly straight guy really wants to Eiffel Tower his girlfriend with Robert Downey Jr.

Girl 1: So your boyfriend, are you sure he's straight?

Girl 2: Yeah. Well, he's mostly straight. He's totally got that Robert Downey Syndrome.

by Greenspot August 22, 2015

Robert

An ugly pedo in your ela class, that no one likes and who doesn't do his work.

Robert: *Breaths*
Gabe: Stfu Robert.

by Someone in Roberts class June 18, 2018

Matt Roberts

An absolutely legendary person who everyone loves and is the most popular person

He gets all of the ladies and the pussy
He’s kinda thicc too

Matt Roberts is thicc

by ImThicc69 April 30, 2020

Robert

Noun
A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.

"My Robert was misbehaving the other day, so I had to pour anti-freeze into his socket, and then I skull-fucked him!"

by Unyielding_Codger1959 April 1, 2019