ridonkulous

ridiculous.. with a donk on it!

Guy 1:"Dude, that was ridiculous!"
Guy 2:"Nah, put a donk on it."
Guy 3:"RIDONKULOUS!!!!"

by azifurmum January 29, 2009

Free Rider

A male who thinks he can pimp females at will, but does not get any ladies whatsoever.

What a fucking "free rider".

by Chris October 12, 2004

rider

During the cowboy era, riders were bandits who rode on horses and who had little or no consideration for the general law.

He's a straight rider, you don't want to mess with him.

by seosoft April 19, 2007

easy rider

when having sex with a girl with pigtails, grab them and ride her like a motorcyle, or use it for more force

i used to easy rider on alexa last night

by Kimosawby December 7, 2004

Rider

A hockey player who has an unbelievably bad skating technique, in which while their skating their feet never come in closer than shoulders width to their body, almost like their riding a wild bull and trying to stay on as it flails them around.

Zack is such a rider, he looks like a complete mess while he is skating, almost as if he has a giant buttplug between his legs.

by danglinjoe69 August 10, 2009

Ridonkulous

To participate or view an act that surpasses all other description, most commonly used in reference to extreme sports and/or extreme stunts, most of which include Travis Pastrana

HOLY S**T! TRAVIS PASTRANA JUST DID A BACK FLIP WITH A TRICYCLE ON A 120 FT. TALL MEGA RAMP! IN A PIN-STRIPED SUIT! THAT WAS F**KING RIDONKULOUS!!!!

by TheBFG January 28, 2009

Rigor Mortis

A Texas metal band that came along just after Boss Tweed and Pantera and was signed on Capitol records. Rigor Mortis was best known for songs like Speed Whore, Mummified and ZOG. They were also well known for being heroin addicts but still a top notch very professional band. One night at Joes Garage while Rigor Mortis was playing a guy jumped up on the stage and stabbed a couple of the band members.

Rigor Mortis blew the doors off of Joe's Garage last night.

by Rivothead June 4, 2009