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Hooptie Ride

Ghetto vehicle, usually lowered with cheesy aftermarket bolt-on parts. Exquisite samples will also have spraypainted flames.
"Check out that whooptie ride - I can't believe that paintjob!"
Hooptie Ride by Ebin October 28, 2002

polish bike ride 

When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.
The bully removed the seat from the geek's bike and forced him to take a polish bike ride.
polish bike ride by Arlin Mayer November 16, 2005

level ride

The instance of an '88 Cadillac achieving the optimal balance between performance and comfort.
Yo, Vito's Caddy's got such a level ride.
level ride by glfr69 May 5, 2006

The MC Ride Bass Bust 

When you sit nude in your car with the your subwoofers cranked up to the max and cum from the vibrations.
"Can you explain what the MC Ride Bass Bust is exactly?"
"I fucked the music, I made it cum, I fucked the music with my serpent tongue."

fat ride 

300lb man: hey baby, wanna dance?

Girl: fuck off ya fat ride!
fat ride by JONA-1967 February 4, 2017

peace ride 

a ride in a motorvechile in which the passangers partake in smoking bud.
hey, you wanna go for a peace ride?
SHOTGUN!
peace ride by dopey May 13, 2005