she only wants me for the money & she knows how to get it, she's a pocket raper!!
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dam i spent $200 in the swap meet & this dude still aint cut me a effn deal, ole' pocket raping a**
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dam i spent $200 in the swap meet & this dude still aint cut me a effn deal, ole' pocket raping a**
by The Homie G 702 July 1, 2010
Get the A Pocket Raper mug.A codename for a girl that will lure you in with her attractive body but you come to find out she is utterly insane and quite possibly suicidal. She'll pour her heart out to you and then desperately seek a relationship even when its clear you aren't interested any longer. Then when you ignore her, she'll go ballistic and attempt to murder you by ripping you into at least seven pieces. Later you'll be found in at least seven different dumpsters.
John: Hey lloyd did you get rid of Megan the Ripper yet?
Von: No, I'm afraid if I try she'll kill me.
John: Well she is batshit insane.
Von: I know, Von scared.
Von: No, I'm afraid if I try she'll kill me.
John: Well she is batshit insane.
Von: I know, Von scared.
by Mr. Betes July 11, 2012
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That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!
by willie989 January 18, 2010
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Me "Yo man you trying to kick it and burn some of that jack the ripper?"
you "Shit fo sho man but only a little, that gets me SUPER HIGH"
you "Shit fo sho man but only a little, that gets me SUPER HIGH"
by Oregon's Finest October 2, 2008
Get the Jack The Ripper mug.Guy 1: That kid B-RI is a dog raper, did you see him having sex with that dog, it was sick!
Guy 2: I know! He took it up the bum hole, how sick is that!?
B-RI: Bite me. Come closer so that I may kill you.
Guy 2: I know! He took it up the bum hole, how sick is that!?
B-RI: Bite me. Come closer so that I may kill you.
by Anthony BBBBB October 4, 2005
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Get the Florida Rappers mug.Man1: Hey try this new sex tool
Man2: Ok *Inserts Penis Ripper into penis*
-All that was heard after was a very loud scream-
Man2: Ok *Inserts Penis Ripper into penis*
-All that was heard after was a very loud scream-
by 1337--n00bs June 30, 2006
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