pillow pony

vibrating pillow for masturbation, erotic riding

Suzanne rode her pillow pony to orgasm.

pillow pony by suzieloohoo August 25, 2012

the pony plug 

When you take a My Little Pony figurine and shove it up your ass while your girl is giving head

Hey man me and my girl did the pony plug last night. It rocked.

the pony plug by Hshdjfjskagf October 11, 2016

Big Pony 

The slang term for going to No.2

"Mom, I need to go to big pony. I'm desperate."
"Can't you wait?"
"I can mom but I'll shit myself."
"For using such foul language you can shit your pants you disgusting little boy. In fact I'm going to hammer a giant cork up there. That will give you something to think about."
"Oh please mom, not the cork again. I was all blocked up for weeks."

Big Pony by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Shetland pony 

An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts

Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony

Shetland pony by Jules Winnfield March 31, 2019

homo pony

The main use of this word is to make people think you have completely lost your mind as well as being the politest way to indirectly call your friend an idiot, the only repercussion is that you may end up in a mental asylum. But this is perfect if you want to get out of an conversation, if you say homo pony people will be so distraught for your sanity then wont be surprised when u run away to be your anti-social self.

random person: hello! how are you
me: uhhh HOMO PONY!
random person: what ? *stands in confusion*
me: *sprints*
random person: welp that's normal

homo pony by hooman from earth December 7, 2019

Broken Pony

A Broken Pony is the name given to a sex position in which when having anal sex in a doggy style position with someone, just at the moment of climax you put all your weight on their back, forcing them down, splaying their legs and tightening their sphincter muscle thus increasing pleasure.

He's going to be my Broken Pony

Oh man! Did you hear Sandy totally broken ponied that lass last night? The dog.

Broken Pony by thediscohorse April 27, 2021

Feeding the hairless pony 

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.

Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats

Feeding the hairless pony by Disko Letch January 24, 2013