crispy dick pizza

Crispy dick pizza is a definition on when you fuck up in life

Fuck! We're crispy dick pizzaed in

by Crispydickpizaa123 November 27, 2016

gay kids with pizza up their ass

person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.

someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night

by randompersonwithinternet January 13, 2022

Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.

Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?

by giltinė October 29, 2020

pizza

A type of open pie that you put sauce and toppings on top of a flat dough disc and bake in an oven.

I ordered a beef and mushroom pizza from Domino's.

by thug February 18, 2003

Pizza Hands

The video game enthusiasts worst nightmare. When the input device of a games console becomes contaminated by the food residue on the hands of the person(s) you are playing with you can accuse them of having pizza hands. Most often occurs when fast food is consumed before or during a gaming session. Pizza is the most common cause of this, hence the name pizza hands. It is most unfortunate to have to use a control pad after someone with pizza hands has handled it, but it can be unavoidable when there are more players than available control pads and a knock out system is in place.

Jamie beat Mark on WCW/nWo World Tour on the Nintendo 64. Therefore I was next to face Jamie using the same control pad that Mark had just used. The control pad was greasy as Mark had pizza hands!

by "Ron" May 16, 2007

Pizza Hut

The most abhorrent pizza ever conceived by genetically modifying wheat and other highly processed crops as well as dairy. Multigrain or thin crust? Light cheese or light sauce? Hell no this stuff will make your stomach turn no matter what you think you’re saving in “calories”. Not to mention they’re so cheap, they squeeze every dollar out of you then they cut corners EVERYWHERE. Management is even to enforce this practice of ripping everyone off. Not happy with your pizza? No problem call us back and well make you a new special one for you ;) as long as you don’t threaten to email head office to report us.

Dude you want some pizza hut? Umm no I don’t want to die from cardiac arrest, thanks asshole.

by LCaesarB-otch October 27, 2011

brock pizza

one who collets scrotum sacks and hangs them in a decorative manor

i joined the bock pizza club

by Anonymous November 4, 2003